Hilarious Russian army punishments

5. Did not report to duty with a weapon

This poor lad forgot to bring his weapon with him when reporting for duty, instead, he was issued with a replacement.

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4. Fooling around with weapons

This guy was caught fooling around with the weapons on a deployment, he was issued with a new gun..

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3. Caught without bayonet

This soldier was caught without a bayonet, they issued him with a new one that will be hard to forget.

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2. Caught smoking on duty

In the Russian army, if you are caught smoking on duty, they like to test how efficient your lungs still are by handing out large/heavy wooden logs which the soldiers have to carry around with them for the rest of the day.

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1. Caught texting whilst on duty

Get caught texting whilst on duty? No problem, here is this massive phone made entirely from wood for you to carry around!

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